i met darth vader.

OUTNUMBERED.

i have a favorite blog. he knows how to capture the true essence of the word, "outnumbered".

my hot wife is an old lady.

My best friend turned a year older on Friday. I still can't believe I married an older woman. I'm such a stud. I took the day off of work and let her plan out the day. Oddly, we started the day off with a trip to Albertsons and the Post Office to get a few things and run some errands. Then, we went to various clothing stores looking for new shirts for the girls. When I told Marolyn her birthday wishes were lame, she responded, "not everyone would want to stay home in their underwear and play mariocart all day." Wow. Although her response was completely uncalled for, it was oddly accurate. We rounded off the day with Papa Johns and the Wii (She really does love me). By the way, that's a pretty feakin' awesome cake I made, huh? All by myself.