Wednesday, February 25, 2009

coolest tag....ever.

If I belonged to a band...this would be my first ablum. Now it's your turn.

1 - Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random”
or click here.
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Quotations Page and select "random quotations"
or click here.
The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click here
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use Photoshop, Picnik or similar to put it all together.

5 - Post the result on your blog and leave a linked comment here so we all can enjoy!


Monday, February 23, 2009

Stimulus Package Explained (Q&A)

by Barry Ritholtz

Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus
Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using
the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children are expected to
repay the Chinese.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a
high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by
spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to Hugo Chavez, the Arabs and Al Queda
If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras,
and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea.
If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India
If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in Afghanistan
If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to Nigeria.

And none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that
money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending
it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on
prostitutes, beer (domestic only), or tattoos, since those are the
only businesses still in the US.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

ryan started the fire.

Monday, February 16, 2009

ms walk 2009

Question is : Which one do we choose?

The Dillema : I'm not getting crazy with it this year, the only money to donate will be proceeds from the shirts (with a few sponsors). Black and gray shirts are $1.20 more than the white.


Thursday, February 12, 2009

i have two fingers...

Monday, February 2, 2009

no unibrows...

Another favorite graffiti.