Tuesday, November 25, 2008

tagged again?

Here are the rules: you need to type 7 things about yourself that you don’t think anyone knows and then choose 7 people to tag at the end.

Here we go......

1. I used to cry when I watched "Full House" as a kid. When Uncle Jesse moved away and left Michelle...it tore me apart.

2. I am painfully shy around small groups. Strangely, I can speak in front of tens and thousands of people, but small groups make me want to vomit.

3. I "borrowed" a car when I was in high school. Not even my parents know about this one. I returned it with a soccer ball sized dent in the right front fender from hitting a brick building. Nothing was ever said.

4. I was adopted. My parents still haven't given me sufficient proof otherwise. Until then, my real parents were either Tongan or Japanese.

5. I love the "Golden Girls". It was one of my favorite shows growing up. Every once and a while I will sneek an episode while working out. My wife thinks I am watching Die-Hard.

6. Sometimes I miss being morbidly obese. I enjoyed not caring what people thought about the way I looked. Now, I'm worse than a girl (no offense). I panic when I overeat and overeat when I panic. It's pretty obsessive. I think I might need counseling.

7. I hate people. Really. I have a problem. If I don't know you, I hate you first. That's why I can't ever be on a jury or clergy. I also hold grudges. If you made it passed the first phase of hate and cross me or my family, I will probably hate you again...but this time it lasts for several years. Right before my grandpa passed away, he warned me about holding grudges. He said it was one of his greatest flaws. He once went 35 years without talking to a guy in his ward and didn't even know why. He just knew he didn't like him. Again, I think I might need counseling.

I humbly tag the Mother Pfunder, Juli, Marolyn, Lorraine, Rye, Shea, and Cinthia

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Dedicated to my Dad.

Oh, the memories. Hope that toe finally falls off. Hope you like my picture. Hope you get more than 3 friends on your facebook. Hope you like playing solitaire on the computer. Hope you get feeling better. How bout them bears, eh?

Friday, November 14, 2008

Bond...James Bond...

This picture is hilarious. I kind of look brat-packish. No, I'm not smoking. Rather, I am licking a crystal award.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The Church is True.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

I have a "10-staple" wife.

Needless to say...we had a very interesting morning. Next to the witness of childbirth, I don't think I've ever seen so much blood. As we left for the hospital, I glanced back into the bathroom and it looked like an episode from Law and Order. Creepy. Long story short, my "MS" balance issues must have rubbed off on her, but she is doing fine now (besides the hole in her head).

Saturday, November 8, 2008

I'm a Marvel and I'm a DC

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Wish i had 50 bucks...

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Sunday, November 2, 2008

Laman's Been Tagged

1. Where is your cell phone? KITCHEN
2. Where is your significant other? BED
3. Your hair color? DIRTY
4. Your mother? HOMELESS
5. Your father? FLAMBOUYANT
6. Your favorite thing? BURRITOES
7. Your dream last night? DEATH
8. Your dream/goal? 200
9. The room you're in? BEDROOM
10. Your hobby? YOUTUBE
11. Your fear? MIDGETS
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? MARRIED
13. Where were you last night? KITCHEN
14. What you're not? DONKEY
15. One of your wish-list items? PLASMA
16. Where you grew up? FARM
17. The last thing you ate? KITKAT
18. What are you wearing? FATCLOTHES
19. Your TV? OLD
20. Your pet? ALLERGIC
21. Your computer? MAC
22. Your mood? BLOATED
23. Missing someone? GRANDPA
24. Your car? NO AIR
25. Something you're not wearing? BRA
26. Favorite store? DI
27. Your summer? AWESOME
28. Love someone? DEPENDS...
29. Your favorite color? GREEN
30. When is the last time you laughed? MAGICIAN :)
31. Last time you cried? YEARS


Saturday, November 1, 2008

Hallween with Hannah Montana

Look carefully in the background. Could it be? YES! It's Hannah Montana!