Thursday, May 29, 2008

The truth is out there...

Well...I finally made it to Roswell. Better still, I have finally conviced Marolyn of either artificial intelligence or of a ha rdcoregovernment conspiracy. Either way, she agrees the weather ballon explanation is a load of shit. Of all the places we went (alien museum and research center, the "truth" center, "where it happened", etc.) the McDonalds was the most disturbing. Something about a clown in space just gave me the heebee-jeebees.


Pfunderware said...

"da da da da I'm lovin it", Ronald said as the slimy green hand reached for the sharp instrument. The creature could not see any bit of nervousness in his face. After all, Mr. McDonald is always smiling.
In an instant, the pain shot through his stomach.
"Hamburgler!!!" he screamed.

Grandma Pfunder said...

Welcome to your worst nightmare!
Did you eat there?